I'm back

I have now had the Internet for 2 whole days and already I am bored. People talk about the Internet like it is this great night club where the drinks are free and the people are good. This is not the case. It's more like some square YMCA game night where the drinks are nonalcoholic and the people are eating paste. No, I feel that the Internet has been far over hyped. Some one needs to take it down a notch. Hey Internet, yo momma is so fat that that when they called her the World Wide web they weren't lying. You are also dumb, so there is that.
Ok, so it does have some things going for it; the limitless number of cookie recipes, the mass number of stupid social networking sites, the many random quizzes, and of course the daily yahoo crosswords. I have also heard that you have naked ladies, if this is the case then ok I'll give you a little more credit. As for right now I am very unimpressed.